The best day so far and booze ….. :o)

Today has been the best day so far ! I have had so much fun. I started the day at 6.15 and my role as leader involved filling the 140 litre jerry cans up so we could have a freezing cold shower brrrr ! After that we walked for an hour to Manuway Hills which gave us all horrific back sweat yuck but we got there. We went round the Market and bought some souvenirs by haggling for my life with the locals and then found proper food !!

A dodgy Nando`s was offering 2 meals for one and extra chips …. result. We had an hour spare and tried to find a boozing den and struck gold with a 4* hotel which had a few beers on and a horrifically strong alcoholic cocktail with neee mixer oh dear. Went to an actual toilet with an actual light, I felt like Royalty lol. Staggered back to meet the other half of the team LATE …. hehehe they were not impressed. It was raining and we had to get on a rundown hippy bus which has never seen an M.O.T. and we squashed 20 people into 8 seats plus a big ass pig man. We got stuck on a hill and had to get out and walk but luckily the tram restarted and we hopped on board.

Our next stop was a local traditional wedding like nothing I have ever seen before. They were dancing with chickens and the local pimp/builder was throwing bills everywhere. The community were loving our hideous whitey dance moves we were grooving. Back at camp we cracked some more beers open and drew all over each other’s faces ………. ( I totally get why these idiots on Big Brother do things like this … it`s called having too much time on your hands ) At dinner I discovered one of my fan club had left me a love-letter !! I will relay the rest of this when back in Mangalade ( England ) finishing off my cider now then heading to bed.

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